Saul McArthur

Saul McArthur

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: The Full Moon Project held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: Get Dirty held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: Get Dirty held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: Get Dirty held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: Get Dirty held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Well hello there fresher, where are you studying? Sheffield? We bloody hope so, because one of the greatest nights of your sheltered little lives is throbbing with excitement for you just around the corner.  Hold on, what the hell is it? The answer: Get Dirty held on Monday nights at Embrace. Get Dirty has been chosen by BounceSIN.com as the best night out in Sheffield and, by God, we want you absolutely filthy. With deals on drinks ranging as low as 80 pence a pop, it’s going to happen.

Patrick Swayze, Adolf Hitler, Bambi’s mother. They have many similarities; they’re world renowned, have beautiful eyes, and possess strong political views… Oh and also they’re dead. As of now they cease to exist. The daring mistress that is Death has taken them and will one day pull a Mrs Robinson and seduce us too. Some however, believe biting the bullet is not the be-all and burnt to urn-sized end-all of reality. Recently Andrea Samuels, 41, has attained a firm understanding that she was contacted by her late husband from beyond the grave. How, you ask? He appeared in portrait through damp on her wall. Now I’m no expert, but I believe what Ms Samuels has seen here is a strong combination of blind-faith and bullshit.

It’s a cold evening. You’ve just finished a hard-night session at the gym. Collectively you’ve lifted more weight than forty Mini Coopers over that last three hours. You’ve worked hard. You want to relax. You NEED to relax, and with a cheeky smirk you flip open the laptop and set to work on the biggest 13 seconds of your entire life. However, is this manic self-molestation doing more harm than good?

So my friend Charlie recently got his hair cut. I know; I can barely manage to complete this sentence over the overwhelming sounds of you caring.Twitter, however (as much as I loathe it) flashes up an article on Miley Cyrus taking shears to her head and suddenly the world’s panties moisten up to oceanic levels, with everyone and their frog aching for a peek at the new look. But honestly, who actually gives a sodding crap?

There’s a tight timetable. Within a week from occurring as frequently as a period, the new McDonald’s promotional burgers continue to blob out down the public’s gullet. Not owning a fertile uterus, I cannot argue for the consistency for these monthly visits by mother nature, but if they are “as much of a muchness” in comparison from one to another as what I think they are: we can assume the same about McDonald’s selection in seasonal treats. As now this excessive tedium is driving towards absurdity.

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