Jessica Baggaley

Jessica Baggaley

I make the incoherent coherent through punctuation, adjectives and irony.

 

As summer approaches and the sun is beaming down upon us all... 


Sorry, let me re-phrase... As the rain is pelting down hard at my window I’m trying really hard (honestly) to concentrate on revision and essay writing while doing my utmost to avoid ‘Googling’ cheap holiday getaways. It is oh-so-easy to forget summer is just around the corner at this moment in time.

 



Imagine the following scene: September 2012, Fresher’s Week. There is the usual madness of drunken UV-painted ‘geeks’ lining the streets at night; the paralytic half-naked fresher attempting to chat up the uninterested girl and the ground is littered with countless promotional leaflets. Not so different to every other year right? Well, what if someone happened to ask that group of ‘geeks’ or that horny fresher how much their parents earn, or where they went to school? The chances are, what with September bringing with it an increase in tuition fees to £9000, the drunken revellers will not be your average Joe from average town... (Not an actual person but I could imagine he’s pretty boring). 

 

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